Chapter 249: Chapter 32: Let’s See! Shouzhe’s Methods_2
"Senior Sister, you’re contributing to humanity. What is this little bit of sacred-grade maintenance to you? It’s not worth two or three thousand Qian Gold. I’m giving it all to you, along with this Immortal Reflection Treasure Mirror," Wang Shouzhe said generously, with a demeanor full of "magnanimity."
The so-called Immortal Reflection Treasure Mirror was a small, exquisitely crafted mirror.
"Junior Brother, you’re so good to me, even better than my Master, willing to give me sacred-grade items and a treasure mirror." Moved to tears, Senior Sister’s face flushed, "But my Master says not to take things for free. Here’s four thousand Qian Gold for you."
Then she forcibly handed over a large bundle of Qian Gold to Wang Shouzhe. If he didn’t accept, she would get angry.
Reluctantly, Wang Shouzhe accepted the Qian Gold.
Then he proceeded to the next step.
"Senior Sister, your hair is a bit dry; look, the ends are even splitting. How can you neglect yourself so much?" Wang Shouzhe criticized seriously, then took out two beautiful glass bottles, "This green bottle contains Soft and Moist Green Silk, designed specifically to wash Senior Sister’s beautiful hair. It removes dandruff and oily residue in one go, while also moisturizing and nourishing."
"The blue bottle contains Chaotic Butterfly Hundred Flowers Fragrance, specifically for hair care, keeping your hair glossy, silky, and fragrant, attracting even butterflies."
"So effective? How much Qian Gold?" Senior Sister’s eyes widened; this was another sacred-grade item.
"Senior Sister, why talk about money with me? Talking about money is so vulgar. Consider it my contribution to the defenders of humanity," Wang Shouzhe said with a noble air, "It’s not worth three or five thousand gold, just a small matter."
"No way, I can’t take advantage of you; here’s five thousand Qian Gold. Junior Brother, you must accept it."
"Senior Sister, you’re really... sigh!" After several refusals, Wang Shouzhe once again reluctantly accepted the five thousand Qian Gold. In his heart, he marveled at how wealthy the people of the Academy Sacred Land were!
Such extravagant generosity.
After such an operation,
The senior brothers hiding and secretly watching were stunned. Could it be handled like this?
Senior Sister, aren’t you supposed to... quickly capture this handsome man and then conduct those evil and terrifying experiments?
How did it suddenly turn into eating snacks?
And starting to discuss skin care and hair maintenance with him?
The senior sisters, however, were all envious. That Junior Brother Shouzhe, not only handsome and heroic, but also so gentle and delicate. If he could help apply Ice Skin Snow Moisturizing Cream, it would be a dream come true.
It’s just a pity that Junior Brother Shouzhe’s items are so expensive; they couldn’t afford them like Senior Sister could.
And so it went.
After a little more than half an hour,
Senior Sister had acquired a heap of jars and bottles, and Wang Shouzhe’s wallet was swelling.
Seeing the atmosphere was brewing just right, Wang Shouzhe said, "My wife is waiting for me to return, Senior Sister, take your time using these items. If you need more, ask me anytime."
"Wait, what about my experiment when you’re gone?"
Really persistent. Wang Shouzhe thought for a moment and said, "Honestly, I have dull talents and an unremarkable life factor."
"I think you’re quite handsome, how can you be unremarkable?" Senior Sister looked skeptical.
"Senior Sister, you’ve been contributing to humanity in Eternal Spring Valley for so long, but you lack worldly experience. We mustn’t judge a person’s excellence by their appearance. As the saying goes, all glittering on the outside but rotten inside, that’s the kind of person I am," Wang Shouzhe sincerely advised, "I think Senior Brother Jinshan, though not handsome, exudes wisdom from within."
"Therefore, I wholeheartedly recommend Senior Brother Jinshan to you. Senior Sister, you don’t want your tree-man to just have a good appearance but be empty-headed, do you?"
"What you say makes a lot of sense." Senior Sister appeared convinced and sighed regretfully, "But Senior Brother Jinshan isn’t here; who knows where he ran off to."
Hiding behind the bookshelf and secretly watching the fun, Senior Brother Jinshan quietly panicked, "That damned kid is setting me up."
"Senior Sister, don’t worry, Senior Brother Jinshan still retains his childish heart and is playing hide and seek with you. Look behind the bookshelf."
Then Senior Sister ran over, moved the bookshelf, and exclaimed in surprise, "Junior Brother Jinshan, you’re here. Come, quickly, let’s go back for the experiment."
"Help, no, Senior Sister, spare me." Senior Brother Jinshan was nearly in tears, "Please spare me, I haven’t married or had children yet."
"Junior Brother Jinshan, you’re contributing to all humanity. Since you lack this awareness, your senior sister will have to use force,"
Senior Sister waved her hands, releasing a vast stream of blue profound Qi.
A vine, resembling a climbing rose, flew out from her twin sleeves and wrapped around Senior Brother Jinshan.
Senior Brother Jinshan shouted in dismay.
He tried to escape with his body technique, but it was too late. The climbing rose had already caught one of his feet tightly.
Afterward, the vine, full of blossoms, quickly entwined him, binding him in mid-air in a large character position.
Senior Brother Jinshan screamed in agony; the climbing rose was more than just an ordinary vine. Beneath its beautiful appearance lay countless thorns.
As it tightened around him, the thorns pricked into his body.
The pain and poisons paralyzed him, draining his strength to resist.
The scene left Wang Shouzhe silently shocked as well. This Senior Sister’s climbing rose was no simple item, likely a spirit seed.
He wondered how it compared to his Bloodthirsty Vine?
Meanwhile, Wang Shouzhe was filled with complex emotions, apologizing to Senior Brother Jinshan in his heart. I don’t wish to return and have my wife beat me to death, so I have to trouble you.
"Sigh! This is how adults solve problems."
"It’s not always necessary to fight at the slightest disagreement. Things can be resolved from another angle,"
Wang Shouzhe mused while preparing to sneak away from this place and avoid further trouble.
Suddenly.
A gentle, slightly reprimanding voice spoke: "Lvwei, that’s enough now. Stop bullying Junior Brother Jinshan."
Unnoticed, an elder had appeared in the Dao Transmission Hall, holding a hoe and wearing a straw hat. It was the same old farmer Wang Shouzhe had seen hoeing fields in Eternal Spring Valley’s spirit fields.
Wang Shouzhe froze slightly, then stepped back, puzzled. Could this seemingly ordinary farmer actually be the legendary Changchun Ascendant?
"Ah, Master, what brings you here?" Senior Sister Lvwei suddenly panicked, "I wasn’t bullying Junior Brother Jinshan; he was going to help me with the experiment."
"You, don’t learn unsound experiment techniques from Divine Martial Dynasty relics and start experimenting recklessly." Changchun Ascendant reproved, "Combining humans and plants violates heavenly principles. Do you forget how such a powerful Divine Martial Dynasty eventually fell?"
"Boohoo~" Senior Sister Lvwei was immediately aggrieved, "I just wanted to try it!"
"In our Eternal Spring Valley, we emphasize aligning with the heavenly principles and going with the flow," Changchun Ascendant said indifferently, "You’re forbidden from mentioning that experiment again. Besides, do you even understand what a life factor is?"
"The Divine Martial Dynasty relics mentioned it’s something men possess..." Senior Sister Lvwei retorted defensively.
Changchun Ascendant’s face darkened.
Seeing her Master’s expression change, Senior Sister Lvwei hurriedly released Senior Brother Jinshan and fled, leaving behind a message for Wang Shouzhe: "Junior Brother Shouzhe, I’ll come for more when I’m out of things," and then she vanished.
Having survived, Senior Brother Jinshan gratefully thanked Changchun Ascendant, "Thank you, Master, for saving my life."
"Don’t waste your time idle. Wang’s No. 7 Wheat Species surely resulted from generations’ hard work. By simply cracking it, you put their efforts in vain," Changchun Ascendant criticized.
"Yes, Master." Senior Brother Jinshan was drenched in sweat.
Changchun Ascendant no longer paid him any attention but smiled and appraised Wang Shouzhe, saying meaningfully, "You’re quite capable, kid."
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