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Chapter 123 - 93: The Three Sick Cows—So This Is How You Take Their Temperature? Don’t Scare Me, Is It Rinderpest?! [First Update, Please Vote]

Chapter 123: Chapter 93: The Three Sick Cows—So This Is How You Take Their Temperature? Don’t Scare Me, Is It Rinderpest?! [First Update, Please Vote]


"Can Dr. Zhang really find it?"


Many were curious


If Dr. Zhang could really find this cow.


"Little Beast Doctor (True Fan): Don’t doubt the basic skills of veterinarians. Even though there are many cows, he’ll definitely find it. It’s just a bit troublesome, might take a minute or two to confirm."


And soon, the Little Beast Doctor appeared again.


His tag had already become "True Fan."


It was obvious.


The other party hadn’t missed a single livestream.


"Little Beast Doctor (True Fan): Damn! That’s too much! Next time I won’t say anything."


"Pet Doctor Xiaoyu (True Fan): So many cows were found directly, that’s amazing! But it seems this cow indeed has some issues, it’s tearing and drooling a bit."


However, as soon as the other party finished speaking.


They saw Dr. Zhang stopping in front of a cow.


The cow happened to be the one with a hairstyle that looked like it had been permed.


It even had a bit of white hair in the middle.


But upon closer inspection, they found that there were actually quite a few similar cows.


So the fact that he found it so quickly was really impressive.


As for why they were certain it was this cow.


Because indeed, its eyes showed signs of tearing.


However, they didn’t know.


Zhang Lingchuan could see labels, from a group of green cows he locked onto the one with the red on top, so it wasn’t troublesome at all.


[Detected host is diagnosing severe disease threatening life, system-assisted scanning in progress...]


[Precise Detection... Remaining attempts: zero.]


[Regular Detection... Remaining today: 2 attempts.]


[Activating regular detection, please hold on...]


[System scanning completed.]


[Patient’s name: Unknown.]


[Patient’s gender: Male.]


[Patient’s condition: Current condition includes tearing, drooling, nasal discharge, mild limb joint pain, slight body heat.]


[Patient’s diagnosis: Acute disease caused by a peculiar viral infection.]


[System hint: Currently unable to detect specific cause of disease formation, estimated to cause high fever, rapid breathing, tearing, drooling, nasal discharge, limb joint pain leading to lameness in short time, please quickly send to large tertiary hospital for detection, or life might be at risk.]


It was at this moment.


The results of the regular scan appeared.


Although not as detailed as precise scanning.


But it basically detected the cow’s condition.


He slightly frowned.


These symptoms were very familiar.


"It’s shivering!!"


"Seems like the cow is shivering!!"


Everyone noticed.


The cow seemed to start shivering.


"Dr. Xiao Zhang, why are you pulling this cow out? Let’s eat first, this cow will definitely need you to treat later, seems like it’s got a cold, runny nose and shivering, belongs to the troublemaking trio."


At this moment.


Boss Fei also came out.


He smilingly called out to Zhang Lingchuan.


And didn’t forget to joke about these sick cows being the troublemaking trio.


"I quite like this Boss Fei, pretty humorous."


"Dr. Zhang, eat first and then attend to it."


"Yes, let’s eat first."


Viewers thought Boss Fei had a good sense of humor.


And called Dr. Zhang to eat.


"Boss Fei, this meal might need to be postponed a bit, the big one among the troublemaking trio isn’t normal, I need to take its temperature first."


Zhang Lingchuan shrugged and said.


"Can’t wait for a meal? Surely even if the sky falls, it’s not that urgent!?"


Boss Fei said with a laugh.


Having a meal just takes about an hour.


"I suspect it might be an infectious disease, need to take the cow’s temperature immediately."


Zhang Lingchuan’s voice was deep.


"Bovine plague! Oh my god! I’ll carry the box over to you right away!!"


Boss Fei suddenly shivered.


This really was a falling sky moment.


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"??"


"Bovine plague??"


"Wow, Boss Fei’s rich expressions are perfect for comedy!!"


"Indeed, a bit like that Jia Bing feeling."


"You guys haven’t kept cows, if there’s a bovine plague, losing tens of thousands is a minor thing, severe cases can cost hundreds of thousands to millions, the sooner prevention and treatment the better!!"


"Veterinary experts, is this bovine plague? What bovine plague??"


"Never seen a cow’s temperature being taken, curious how they measure it, in the armpit? Or the thigh??"


At this moment.


Viewers also started commenting on the scene.


Many were curious.


How exactly the cow’s temperature was taken.


"Friends, we suspect this newly emerged big one among the troublemaking trio has an infectious disease, we need to take its temperature, first we shake the thermometer below thirty-five degrees, if anyone wants to learn, they can follow the steps."


Zhang Lingchuan took out the thermometer.


And began shaking it to the needed number.


Whether it’s the disease he guessed, needs to be judged by temperature first.


"This..."


Chen Qian and the others who just sat down also came out.


Because they were confused why Boss Fei suddenly rushed out carrying the medicine box.


"Generally cows are measured via rectal temperature, so need to apply lubricant, after all it’s a bit dry without lubrication."


Then he applied lubricant on the thermometer.


"What the heck?"


"Rectal temperature measurement??"


"Huh? Isn’t it a thermometer drop? Instead it’s rectal measurement? Is this rectum the one I’m thinking of?"


"Dr. Zhang is applying lubricant, feels like the rectum though.../Facepalm."


In the livestream room.


Many viewers had a brainstorming session.


Is the rectum they think really the rectum??


"Then we stand directly behind the cow, lift its tail with the left hand."


Zhang Lingchuan stood behind the cow.


Then lifted the cow’s tail with his left hand.


"Everyone, don’t just jab the thermometer suddenly while the cow’s responding, might get kicked, as veterinarians we must be gentle to animals, just insert it slowly."


because the cow was pulled out.


Alone outside.


So the camera captured the whole scene.


That was Zhang Lingchuan lifting the cow’s tail and slowly inserting the thermometer into the cow’s anus.


"Next, use the clip on the thermometer to attach to the cow tail fur for fixation."


Zhang Lingchuan finished and explained to everyone.


"My anus clenched watching this."


"Learned something new, cows check temperature through the anus!"


"Poor Brother Niu, you’re not clean anymore!"


"Indeed, to get accurate temperature, that’s how it’s done, Dr. Zhang explains really well in detail."


Everyone facepalmed.


After all, who had seen cows take temperature like this.


At first they thought it was clipped somewhere.


"Next let’s wait for three to five minutes to check the cow’s body temperature."


Zhang Lingchuan said.


Whether it’s the disease he suspected.


Needs to be determined by temperature.


Hopefully, he was just being overly sensitive...


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