Even the crowd of unicorn demons below the stage had all fallen into a state of stunned silence.
Several of the unicorn demons had cups overflowing as they poured themselves wine.
Little One (✪‸✪) nodded and said, "I also—lost two pounds—"
No!
The Unicorn Ghost King's heart trembled.
The meanings are different! Niece, you lost weight because you couldn't bear to part with your teeth! The guy in this letter is flirting with you!
He's teasing you!
His hand holding the letter trembled, and he truly didn't dare continue reading!
Because what followed was even more mushy!
"Read—" Little One said expectantly."READ—!" Two terrifying, incredibly gloomy voices spoke simultaneously.
The Unicorn Ghost King instinctively looked up, and instantly all the hair on his body stood on end.
A massive shadow fell over him. Somehow, his big brother and sister-in-law's two enormous heads had appeared right before him, staring at him intently.
His big brother's originally chaotic gaze had somehow become clear, but it was clearly not normal clarity—it seemed even more terrifying than the chaos.
Sweating profusely, he widened his eyes, experiencing the feeling of being stared down by death itself.
He instinctively swallowed and read tremulously:
"This... this makes me think again of that... wonderful night we spent together."
Bzzz—
The hair on the two heads before the Unicorn Ghost King instantly began writhing wildly like tentacles, scaring him so much that all his hair (ΩДΩ) stood on end.
"Wonderful—" the female head said venomously.
"Night?" the Titan Head said ferociously.
The Unicorn Ghost King gulped nervously and trembled, "The... the letter says... that's what it says..."
"It really was—a very good night—keep reading~" Little One (✪ω✪) swayed her entire body of tentacles.
The two heads shook violently almost simultaneously.
That expression of delight...
Could it be...
Had their daughter already...
"READ!" the two heads snapped impatiently.
The Unicorn Ghost King was about to break apart.
He was crying bitter tears internally—what bastard had written such a mushy love letter to his niece at a time like this!
And right in front of her parents too!
He really wanted to slap himself hard—why hadn't he just gotten some underling to read it after seeing the letter? Why did he have to get involved in this mess!
He was literally playing with his life here!
But at this point, there was no turning back.
Steeling himself, he read tremulously: "Because... because I truly cannot suppress the longing in my heart for you, after much thought, I decided to write you a letter today. I feel that if I don't write to you, I won't be able to survive..."
Crack crack crack—
He could already hear the terrifying sound of teeth grinding from the two heads before him.
"Won't survive—?" The Titan Head's eyes widened with rage.
"You are like a beam of white moonlight in my heart, truly impossible to shake away..."
Crack crack crack—
The Unicorn Ghost King felt like the ground had cracked open with countless fissures.
"White moonlight—in the heart—" The female head ground her teeth with a cracking sound, her eyes flashing brightly.
The Unicorn Ghost King trembled as he held the letter, his expression filled with rage and distress.
"So I would like to invite you to meet at Wandering Souls Alley! I've already prepared a grand feast for you!"
"Yours sincerely, Mr. Lynn who longs for your visit!"
He recited the entire damn love letter at breakneck speed with rushed delivery.
Below the stage, all the unicorn demons stood gaping, unable to utter a word.
"..."
A brief silence fell.
"That's it?" the two heads asked ferociously in unison.
The Unicorn Ghost King dumbfoundedly held the letter, saying, "Th-that's it..."
Little One (✪ω✪) moved her tentacles and said, "Hmm! He misses me that much—and there's a grand feast—hmm!"
"..."
Another brief silence followed.
Then, under everyone's stunned gaze, Little One clearly in a joyful mood, leaped off the stage with a thunderous impact, extended a tentacle to take the letter from the Unicorn Ghost King's hand.
Then she hopped away saying, "Father, mother—I'm off—your daughter is going to enjoy a grand feast—"
Under everyone's watchful eyes, Little One hopped away humming a cheerful tune as she bounced out of the temple.
The very picture of a naive young girl being lured away by a single letter.
"..."
The next moment, the countless unicorn demons below finally snapped out of it, their jaws dropping in horror.
What kind of dimensional joke is this?!
What the hell is that Lynn guy?!
What kind of incredible existence is this?!
So strong! So strong! Beyond comprehension strong!
Not only did he dare write to a more fundamental-level terrifying existence, he actually wrote such a mating-call-filled, ambiguous love letter! This is absolutely invincible!
God! God!
You're openly seducing someone's daughter right in front of her parents!
Does he even know this entire family consists of fundamental-level ancient gods?!
Finally, the Unicorn Ghost King looked up at the two silent Headhunters, his face contorted with anger and anxiety.
He could already sense the wrong and tense atmosphere around him.
"Um... big brother, sister-in-law, I think maybe..."
BOOM—
Before he could finish his sentence, the Titan Head suddenly roared madly, countless tentacles whipping about wildly throughout the entire temple, causing the entire dome to crack open.
"Goddammit!! Taking advantage of me being sick to seduce my daughter!! And writing such mushy stuff!! The audacity!!"
"Calm down—! We finally have someone interested in our daughter—old man, you need to calm down—"
"My daughter's only five years old!! She's not even an adult and already being seduced!! I [beep—]—I [beep—]!!"
"She was five when she died—she's three thousand years old now—long since an adult—old man, don't ruin this!"
The entire temple descended into chaos.
The female head continuously tried to restrain the rampaging Titan Head.
ROAR—ROAR—
Terrifying roars directly blew the entire dome away.
The Unicorn Ghost King exclaimed in shock, "Big brother!! Big brother!! You've regained clarity! Didn't you notice your consciousness has cleared up?!"
The Titan Head kept roaring, being dragged by the female head behind him as he desperately tried to crawl forward, his face twisted in fury, saying:
"Of course I need to clear up! If I don't clear up now, my daughter will be defiled by that dog!"
"Let go—let me kill that bastard who wrote the letter—!!"
The female head used all her strength with her tentacles to restrain her husband, constantly preventing him from rampaging.
"Old man, calm down—free love—parents shouldn't interfere!!"
"Free love my [beep—]! [Beep] your [beep—]! This is seduction—seducing an underage innocent girl!!"
BOOM—
The entire temple finally collapsed under the strain.