If souls could urinate in fear, it would be this scene right now!
An Nuan saw a faint rainbow arching from its tail end.
After his soul leaked out, Jun Ge became even weaker.
Fu Yunting pressed down on his head, kneading him into a ball like dough.
"What are you doing? Let go! You're going to kill me!"
Fu Yunting sneered.
He intended to kill this bastard.
Was there a problem with that?
"Hey, wait a minute!"
Lao Niao timely stopped Fu Yunting.
Good brothers share blessings and hardships, right? Everyone wanted revenge, so why should he have all the fun?
Lao Niao went up and delivered two slaps.
While Jun Ge was still alive, hit him quickly!
Lao Niao exclaimed, "Wow, this texture is so strange!"
"How strange? I want to try too!"
Luoluo emerged from a large tree, pulled out a vine, and slapped Jun Ge's face a few times.
Luoluo: "Wow, this feels really good, like a combination of jelly and marshmallow. I wonder what it tastes like."
An Nuan: "Really? Let me try a slap."
An Nuan's slap nearly destroyed Jun Ge.
These people weren't seeking revenge; they were playing with him!
Killing is one thing, but this was too much!
Liu Dajun, for once, was defiant: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Just kill me!"
"Alright!"
Fu Yunting had been waiting for this.
He also wanted to see if his decomposition ability worked on souls!
"No, no! I was just talking nonsense. Please don't kill me. I can teach you how to switch bodies. It's not difficult. With this ability, you can achieve immortality."
Fu Yunting narrowed his eyes, his scarlet bloodshot eyes full of killing intent.
Vertical pupils and fangs, a zombie!
And a high-level one?
After Liu Dajun took over the body, he only had Chen Jiachen's memories.
His memories did not include Fu Yunting or his abilities.
Now he was utterly astonished...
Fu Yunting looked at his contorted face and slapped him a few more times.
After a few slaps, Liu Dajun's face was already deformed.
His soul became a mess, unable to maintain its energy. In a flash, it shrank to the size of a palm.
Fu Yunting was afraid that if he exerted a little more force, he would crush Jun Ge's soul.
He didn't want to end Jun Ge's life so quickly.
Lao Niao also hadn't expected his former formidable rival to be in such a state.
"So ugly. It's like a worm, isn't it? I could bite it to death in one go."
"You want to bite it?"
An Nuan said with disgust, "This thing looks like it would taste... pretty good."
Liu Dajun panicked.
He could clearly feel his weakness.
His current state was not enough to take over a human body, but if he continued to be exposed like this, his remaining soul would also dissipate!
"Please, find me a body! Anything will do! Let me in, let me in!"
Liu Dajun screamed frantically, his soul surging chaotically.
Luoluo and An Nuan exchanged a mischievous glance.
Luoluo immediately held up a small animal: "Here, in your current state, you should be able to parasitize this little creature's body."
Liu Dajun was on the verge of collapse.
He didn't even look at what was in front of him and plunged headfirst into the animal's body.
When he opened his eyes again, the people around him had become incredibly large.
A single finger could kill him.
What was going on?
"Hey, why am I here? What is this thing?"
"My mouth, why can't I speak?"
"Hey? What is this? Why do I have so many hands?"
An Nuan held a dry blade of grass and poked Liu Dajun inside the cage.
"Hey~~ This is a dung beetle! I've never seen one before. I thought they were big, but they're so small. I'm curious, how do they push dung when they're so small?"
Luoluo: "I heard they can push dung balls much larger than themselves, and they love to push dung. Their diligence is comparable to bees."
Liu Dajun was stunned.
I, Liu Dajun, reincarnated into a dung beetle?
No, I, Liu Dajun, was the formidable arms dealer feared by both the underworld and the authorities.
I possessed wealth beyond measure in military stockpiles, as well as vast amounts of seeds and grain.
I should have reached the pinnacle of my life, so why did I become a dung beetle?
Fu Yunting frowned with disgust, "Does it have to be a dung beetle? Can't it be something else?"
Things that push dung balls were disgusting. He wouldn't even want to step on it with his shoe.
Fu Yunting was extremely disgusted.
Lao Niao found it amusing.
"Think about it, from now on, he'll be constantly pushing dung and thinking about pushing dung. How fun is that!"
"The once mighty Jun Ge, reduced to this by his own power. It's truly interesting."
Liu Dajun clawed frantically at the cage.
But he couldn't move it; his body was too small, he couldn't move it at all!
At this moment, a strange sensation emerged from within his body, rushing uncontrollably to his brain.
I, must, push, dung!
"Quick, let me out! I need to push dung! Hurry and let me push dung!"
Liu Dajun frantically pawed at the cage, but no one understood what he meant.
Lao Niao burst into laughter, "This bastard is desperate! I bet he never imagined he'd end up like this!"
Stop your damn nonsense and let me push dung!
Luoluo: "He looks a bit funny acting so anxious. I really want to see what his original body looked like."
Stop your damn nonsense.
Don't you see I'm in a hurry?
Damn woman, hurry up and let me out to find some dung balls!
An Nuan felt he was going crazy and was quite amused.
"Fu Yunting, look, isn't keeping him like this more interesting than killing him?"
"Xiao Nuan, you say that like a little pervert."
Fu Yunting put his arm around her waist and kissed her gently.
This action drove Liu Dajun to complete madness.
I'm trapped here unable to push dung, and you two are being lovey-dovey in front of me.
Are you even human?
Liu Dajun clawed even faster.
Luoluo was surprised, to be so energetic after being beaten like this, it was truly interesting.
CoCo emerged from Fu Yunting's windbreaker, staring at the cage with its eyes.
Liu Dajun instantly quieted down.
Such a big bird!
So scary!
CoCo looked at Wang Dajun curiously.
"Can I eat it? CoCo is a bit hungry."
Fu Yunting quickly pushed away its beak and fed it a biscuit.
"Don't eat strange things, you'll get a stomachache."
CoCo stared at Wang Dajun for a while, sensing the foul smell emanating from him. CoCo immediately gave up on the dung beetle.
Wang Dajun had just breathed a sigh of relief when an intense desire surfaced.
CoCo shouted, "He wants to eat shit! He wants to eat shit! He wants you to send him to the dung pit quickly!"
Everyone was stunned, then burst into laughter.
Even Fu Yunting laughed.
He had lived two lifetimes and had never heard such a hilarious request!