Chapter 515: Chapter 515: Farting Big Brother (3 more)
"Yang Xiao, what do we do now?"
Lan Xin looked at Yang Xiao.
Yang Xiao thought for a moment and said:
"The teleportation channel is now closed, and it’s impossible for us to use Fengyang Town’s Transmission Array to reach Xiangfan City. But right now, Xiangfan City is like a dragon without a head, utterly chaotic. It’s truly at its weakest, easiest to take down in one fell swoop. If we miss this golden opportunity and wait until they select a new leader and organize their forces, it will take a lot more effort to attack them again."
"What should we do?"
"This damn place doesn’t need guarding anymore. We should head back the way we came immediately and help Gong Yu subdue their forces. With luck, we’ll have at least a few thousand men!"
Lan Xin nodded.
Yang Xiao stroked his Space Ring, his thoughts stirring slightly, and Cai Yang’s body lying on the ground turned into a beam of light and entered the ring.
Lan Xin was startled at first, then smiled.
Long Xiang, who was nearby, didn’t understand and asked:
"Hey, why are you carrying around that dead body? Isn’t it disgusting? Also, that ring of yours is really peculiar, can you let me play with it?"
Yang Xiao looked at Long Xiang and chuckled:
"Call me ’big brother,’ and I’ll tell you why. Besides, I can give you a Space Ring just like this one. It can easily hold a lot of items and keep them fresh for thirty days."
Long Xiang pouted and muttered:
"Want me to call you ’big brother,’ no way. What’s so great about it? It’s just a broken ring, right?"
However, her eyes were still fixed on the ring on Yang Xiao’s finger.
Yang Xiao and Lan Xin jumped onto the back of the Giant Eagle. Yang Xiao naturally sat behind Lan Xin, his arms encircling her waist, and turned to Long Xiang, saying:
"Lan Xin is your sister, and I’m your brother-in-law. Would it be a loss for you to call me ’big brother’?"
Before Long Xiang could respond, Lan Xin was already blushing with shame, pinching Yang Xiao’s hand on her waist and spat:
"Stop talking nonsense, not ashamed at all."
However, her heart was filled with sweetness, and she didn’t dare pinch too hard.
Long Xiang rolled her eyes at Yang Xiao and said:
"Ah, a fresh flower stuck on a pile of cow dung, such a pity!"
Yang Xiao laughed and said:
"When you grow up, I’ll find you a pile of cow dung too, a big stinky pile for you to stick your flower in, haha!"
Laughing, Yang Xiao spurred the Giant Eagle, which flapped its wings and soared into the sky, flying off into the distance.
Long Xiang bit her silver teeth and chased after them, filled with resentment.
Lan Xin saw Long Xiang flying alongside and pouting, and laughed:
"Xiang Mei, let me tell you. Yang Xiao is going to subdue the other side’s people, and now he’s taken their leader’s body to show them that their boss has been killed by us. There’s no point in resisting anymore. Otherwise, without the body, just words are not persuasive at all."
Long Xiang muttered:
"It’s really troublesome, why not just go up and give them a fierce fight, killing them all?"
Yang Xiao immediately said:
"If you encounter a member of the Dragon Clan now, would you easily kill them?"
Long Xiang was stunned; currently, she couldn’t even see one of her own kind. If she really encountered one, unless they were utterly reprehensible and a severe threat to herself, she would definitely not kill them easily.
Seeing Long Xiang silent, Yang Xiao continued:
"Humankind has suffered too many casualties in this post-apocalyptic world; every person is precious. If there’s no need to kill, it’s better to kill less, leaving some seeds of hope for humanity."
Yang Xiao said, seeming to have recalled something, "This whip must be a unique item of your Dragon Clan, right?"
Long Xiang nodded and replied, "It’s called the Dragon Whip. Outsiders can’t use it; it’s controlled by my consciousness alone."
"Uh-huh. You should use the whip less often. Better to use other weapons, like swords or sabers, so as not to attract the attention of those people from the Genetic Store. Your features are too distinctive, and you can also soar through the clouds. Pay more attention in the future. Under normal circumstances, we can ride the Giant Eagle or just walk."
Hearing Yang Xiao’s advice, Long Xiang nodded. Then she suddenly giggled, flew onto the Giant Eagle’s back, and sat right behind Yang Xiao. Wrapping her arms around Yang Xiao’s back, she said, "From now on, can I call you Stinky Bro?"
Long Xiang felt warm inside messaging with Yang Xiao on the journey. He was not only fiercely loyal to his friends and brothers, but he had also risked his life to save the Giant Eagle. His recent advice was also out of concern for her safety.
Besides, she had already acknowledged Lan Xin as her sister. It seemed that her sister harbored a silent crush on Yang Xiao—a deep infatuation. Sigh, might as well start calling Yang Xiao ’brother’—maybe she’d get some perks out of it?
Yang Xiao replied with a wry smile, "Just ’brother’ is fine. Why ’Stinky Bro’? There’s no sincerity in that."
"Hehe, don’t you know? You look so arrogant, so cool, so... ’stinky’ when you kill people! That’s why I call you ’Stinky Bro,’ consider it a compliment?"
Yang Xiao: "..."
After saying that, Long Xiang stretched out a hand in front of Yang Xiao.
Yang Xiao was taken aback, "What are you doing?"
"Hehe, you’ve taken me, such an adorable sister, shouldn’t you give me a gift? Would that sit right with your conscience? Didn’t you just promise to give me a Space Ring? The one you have looks great; why not give that one to me?"
Listening to her, Yang Xiao laughed heartily, "You sure have a rich imagination, imagining things too wonderful. Alright, I’ll give you a ring, but you’ll have to wait a bit. I’m out of stock at the moment."
"Isn’t the one on your hand okay? Stinky Bro!"
"No, that one is for my personal use; others can’t use it. And from now on, if you call me ’Stinky Bro’ again, you can forget about any gifts."
"Uh!"
Long Xiang stuck out her tongue and made a face.
But Yang Xiao couldn’t see it.
...
Moments later, the Giant Eagle carried Yang Xiao to Zuo Yun and Cai Yang’s main forces. At that moment, Gong Yu and Dai Peng were locked in battle with their foes. Although these men were lacking in morale, they were fighting desperately for survival.
Sitting on the Giant Eagle’s back, Yang Xiao immediately shouted to the people below, "Gong Yu, Dai Peng, stop fighting right now! And to all the brothers and sisters on the other side, everyone halt! I’m Yang Xiao, King of Kongming City. I’ve killed your bosses, Zuo Yun and Cai Yang. Here’s his corpse."
As he spoke, Yang Xiao tossed Cai Yang’s body from the Space Ring, and it landed on the ground with a thud.
Gong Yu and his men, upon hearing Yang Xiao’s call, immediately stopped and pulled back about ten meters with their subordinates, remaining on guard.
The opponents had already lost the will to fight and seeing Gong Yu and the others retreat, they too stopped immediately.
Then, a corpse was thrown down from mid-air, crashing to the ground in front of everyone.
Someone who recognized the body cried out, "That’s Cai Yang’s corpse!"
Silence fell upon the scene instantly.
(End of third update)