82: Chapter 082: Frustrated Baby Hai 82: Chapter 082: Frustrated Baby Hai Just at this time, other police officers caught up, gave Baby Hai a thumbs up, and then took the attacker away.
“Sister Hai, you’re incredible, this serial thief had committed many crimes, yet you caught him as soon as you were on the case!”
Baby Hai immediately puffed up with pride, her sword-like eyebrows strong and forceful, and she provocatively looked towards Ning Fan.
Ning Fan looked indifferent, thinking if it hadn’t been for his presence, how could Baby Hai possibly have caught the thief?
Ning Fan didn’t say much, seeing that there was nothing more to handle, he was ready to leave.
At that moment, a pair of slender hands suddenly landed on his arm and grabbed Ning Fan.
Ning Fan quickly turned his head to look at Baby Hai, “Officer, what are you doing?”
Baby Hai smiled smugly and threatened, “You smelly ruffian, thinking of leaving?
It’s not that simple, is it?”
Ning Fan was frustrated.
He had just helped her catch the thief and now she was turning her back on him.
Ning Fan looked at Baby Hai innocently, “Officer, I was just helping you catch the bad guy, that’s why I cooperated with your act.
You’re not going to arrest me too, are you?”
Baby Hai was still angry about the incident at the mall the other day; such a peeping Tom must be taken back to the station for processing.
Moreover, this bastard had just insulted her by saying her breasts were too big and fake, even if it was part of the act, it was annoying,
Ning Fan helplessly looked at Baby Hai, thinking he should have just run away.
Why bother helping out, only to get himself into trouble like this.
He pleaded repeatedly, “Beautiful Officer, can we not go to the station?
This really has nothing to do with me.
Handcuffing a good samaritan like me will dishearten others…”
Baby Hai, not caring about anything, dragged Ning Fan toward the police car, determined to give Ning Fan a good lesson at the station before letting it go.
Ning Fan saw that Baby Hai was relentless and unwilling to let him go, and he too became displeased.
“I say, Officer, I helped you catch the bad guy.
Instead of a reward, you’re taking me to the station—this isn’t right, is it?”
Baobao glared at Ning Fan, “Quit your nonsense!
I’ve seen many like you, a shameless rascal, I need to deal with you properly!”
Ning Fan had a look of resignation, casting an “appreciative” glance at the excellently figured Haibao, and said:
“It’s rare to see a cop like you.
With assets like yours, you’d be better at almost anything other than policing, wouldn’t you say?”
Once Baby Hai heard Ning Fan teasing her again, her face flushed with embarrassment and annoyance, and she dragged him towards the police car.
Ning Fan didn’t resist.
After all, these were police officers, and he hadn’t committed any crime; if he resisted, it would be obstruction of justice, which would be really bad for him.
However, he was still distressed, knowing that Baby Hai must be angry about the sanitary pad incident from a few days ago.
How could a woman’s memory be this good?
Could it be that I’m too handsome, and left too deep an impression on the officer?
Ning Fan thought about it and said, “Officer, I can explain that day when I went into the women’s restroom…”
Before he could finish speaking, Baby Hai’s hand covered his mouth and nose, glaring at him furiously.
Ning Fan understood the look in Baby Hai’s eyes, as if to say if you dare to speak out, I will fight you to the death!
Ning Fan reluctantly nodded.
The other police officers didn’t understand what was going on between the two, and looking again at the thief next door, they thought he must be an accomplice of the thief.
Moreover, having stooped so low as to go into the ladies’ restroom, that was even more unforgivable.
Since he was a criminal, he naturally had to be taken in for a good interrogation, so they joined Baby Hai in escorting Ning Fan to the car.
Baby Hai sat next to Ning Fan, warning him, “Behave yourself and keep quiet!”
Ning Fan sat in the police car, being obedient for a while but soon he couldn’t sit still any longer.
He spoke earnestly, “Officer, you could have easily caught that thief on your own just now.”
Ning Fan unexpectedly started singing her praises, and Baby Hai replied with a faint smile, “Of course, I would have brought him to justice without you.”
Ning Fan glanced at the somewhat proud Baby Hai and sighed, “That’s not what I meant.”
Baby Hai raised an eyebrow and said coldly, “Hmm?
Then what do you mean?”
“Officer, your chest is too big, and the uniform is too small.
It might not be able to contain it well, which can really affect case work, especially when chasing thieves and you cannot run fast enough.”
“So I suggest you apply to get a custom-made uniform, so it can hold everything in place and make it easier to catch criminals.
You’ll surely solve many outstanding cases!”
The other police officers heard this and instantly glanced subconsciously at Baby Hai’s chest…
Baby Hai, thirsty, was drinking mineral water when she suddenly heard Ning Fan’s words and sprayed out a mouthful of water.
After collecting herself, Baby Hai glared fiercely at Ning Fan and started berating him angrily.
“Suggest my a**, can’t you keep your mouth shut you hooligan?
If you speak again I’ll tear your mouth apart, just say whatever you want in the station.”
Ning Fan shook his head, glanced at Baby Hai’s chest, and said disdainfully:
“Officer, your chest is so large, it’s kind of abnormal.
You’ve definitely had surgery!
With surgery like that, you need to be careful.
Don’t get too excited, and don’t be rough.
It’s easy to…”
“Shameless bastard, you’re the one who’s had surgery!”
Baby Hai, so angry that her delicate body trembled, kept yelling that she was going to kill Ning Fan and lunged towards him.
Fortunately, there were other officers present.
Otherwise, the situation might really have gotten out of control, and those officers kept urging Baby Hai not to lose her temper.
One of the officers quickly advised, “Calm down, don’t take a rogue’s words seriously.
We all believe in Sister Hai.”
The other officers chimed in: “Definitely real, yeah…
definitely not surgically enhanced!”
Ning Fan looked at Baby Hai with her eyebrows tightly furrowed.
Thinking, I haven’t vented my anger yet.
I have to take more advantage to even the score.
So Ning Fan whistled and said:
“Fellow officers, there’s a trick to tell if a woman’s chest is real or has been surgically enhanced.
Do you want to know?”
Immediately, the police fell silent.
Although they felt Ning Fan’s topic was somewhat inappropriate, none of them stopped him, waiting for him to continue.
Baby Hai, disgusted by Ning Fan’s bad taste, turned her head away and refused to look at Ning Fan, but her ears perked up.
Ning Fan, with a mischievous smile, looked at Baby Hai and said:
“Take this officer, for example, her bust seems disproportionate to her build, so there’s a certain chance it’s fake.
The test is simple, just like this…”
As he spoke, Ning Fan’s hand reached straight for Baby Hai’s chest.
Feeling the encroachment of an evil hand, Baby Hai’s fiery temper flared up, and she slapped away the intrusive hand with a backhand.
But as she batted away Ning Fan’s one hand, his other hand reached out towards Baby Hai’s chest.
“You bastard!”
Baby Hai was furious, her face flushed with anger, and she lunged forward.
“Ah!”
The police car raced away, filled with the indignant cries of an angry woman…
“I’m going to chop off your hands, flay your skin!”
“Officer, it’s a misunderstanding!
I was just going through the motions, no other intention…”