Chapter 1213: Chapter 1202: My Husband’s Name Is—Your Uncle
I was just excited today, and in a moment of carelessness, fell into these two people’s trap.
At this moment, as he recalls, he suddenly realizes.
The two guys behind him are two cooperating thieves.
The one on the left attracted his attention by kicking and dragging a clothing packaging bag, while the thief on the right took the opportunity to go for Xu Ruolan’s bag as she was dozing off, unzipped it, and swiftly stole the wallet at lightning speed.
Just a few years ago, the old man personally told him that today’s thieves all study Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Thirty-Six Stratagems.
At the time, Ning Fan didn’t believe it, but today these two thieves cooperated well, using the strategies of making a feint to the east but attacking in the west, passing off fish eyes as pearls, and attacking by surprise.
Ning Fan looked at these two people, having to admire their cleverness.
It’s hard to imagine why such smart people would want to be thieves?
Probably if they went to learn a craft, within three years they’d be master craftsmen, and money wouldn’t be a problem at all.
Thinking of this, Ning Fan coldly chuckles, “You two, if you know what’s good for you, hand over the wallet immediately, and I can let bygones be bygones. Otherwise, even if you’ve read Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Thirty-Six Stratagems, I’ll still beat the crap out of you.”
“What, just these two clowns have read Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Thirty-Six Stratagems?”
Xu Ruolan, lying on Ning Fan’s back, is shocked, her beautiful eyes filled with curiosity.
The two thieves, entranced by Xu Ruolan’s stunning beauty, are momentarily unable to regain their senses.
After a while, they finally turn back and coldly laugh at Ning Fan, “Kid, you don’t even ask around if you think this line of work is easy. You defeat one of me, but behind me stands countless others like me.”
Bang.
Ning Fan kicks out, knocking the speaking thief to the ground, where he moans incessantly.
“You’re down now, so where are all those ‘countless others’ like you?”
“Kid, you’re courting death!”
The other thief, humiliated and angry, places a hand to his mouth and lets out a whistle.
As soon as the whistle sounds, a dozen or so people pour out from the alley, surrounding Ning Fan and Xu Ruolan.
They look at Xu Ruolan on Ning Fan’s back, drooling, with their eyes gleaming like wolves.
“Even though it’s not countless others, our dozen brothers can still lay you flat. If you know what’s good for you, buzz off immediately, or you’ll be the one getting the crap beaten out of you.”
“No way, let him go, leave the chick behind, tonight we’ll have a good time.”
“Absolutely, absolutely, this chick looks smooth and flowing, with a top-notch figure, she’s a one-of-a-kind stunner, even prettier than movie stars.”
“Tonight we’re opening a feast.”
Damn.
Ning Fan’s face darkens, genuinely angry now.
It’s said that a dragon has reverse scales, and words should have limits, and Ning Fan’s reverse scales and limits are his close ones.
Xu Ruolan, being his future wife, is absolutely not allowed to be insulted by others, even verbally.
He immediately kicks out again.
With a grunt, one person immediately falls to the ground clutching his crotch, rolling and howling in pain.
“Brothers, kill him!”
“No, strip this chick in front of him first.”
At this point, a dozen people rush at Ning Fan with outstretched claws, and they also want to take advantage of Xu Ruolan.
Xu Ruolan isn’t afraid, being familiar with Ning Fan’s abilities, and finds the scene rather thrilling. So she jokingly taps Ning Fan’s shoulder in a terrified manner and softly says, “Dear, let’s just run and call the police to arrest them.”
“No need.”
Ning Fan waves a hand dismissively, curling his lips, “Against these lousy punks, I don’t even need my hands, just my legs will do to knock them all down.”
“Kid, don’t brag, aren’t you afraid of biting your tongue?”
With that, the dozen thieves simultaneously rush aggressively toward Ning Fan.
Ning Fan lightly taps his feet on the ground and suddenly flies up.
Before they can even figure out where he is, he’s already standing on someone’s shoulder, clamping their head with his legs, and spins around.
With a thud.
The guy spins like a top and falls to the ground.
Ning Fan uses the torque to leap up again, kicking another person in the jaw.
Crack…
A crack rings out, and this person also falls to the ground, dislocating and snapping their jaw, howling all the while.
Then, Ning Fan lands on the ground, turning to Xu Ruolan with a playful smile, “Wife, isn’t your husband handsome?”
“Handsome, so handsome it leaves crumbs.”
Xu Ruolan immediately gives him a kiss on the cheek as a reward.
Damn.
The remaining thieves are speechless, both horrified and angry.
Horrified at Ning Fan’s terrifying skill, in the blink of an eye there’s already three of them down, and they’re unable to even crawl back up, which shows just how heavy Ning Fan’s ‘hands’… no, ‘feet’ were.
Angry because Ning Fan is surrounded by so many people, and with a little burden Xu Ruolan on his back, yet he isn’t scared at all. After swiftly knocking three people down, he even dares to flirt with Xu Ruolan, shamelessly showing affection.
“Kid, which block are you from? Name yourself.”
“I do have a name,”
Ning Fan curls a disdainful lip and says, “But it’s given by my parents. Why should I tell you?”
The remaining thieves are dumbfounded and at a loss for words.
“I know, I do…”
Xu Ruolan raises her small hand, stirring the pot, “My husband’s surname is ‘You’!”
“Surname Mud? Not Mudfish is it?”
The few thieves tease with a mocking look.
“No, no…”
Xu Ruolan quickly points at the remaining thieves, impatiently saying, “You’re so dumb, my husband’s surname is ‘You,’ and his name is… ‘Your Granddaddy!'”
“Your Granddaddy?”
They look at each other, momentarily confused.
Xu Ruolan seriously states, “That’s right, he’s YOUR Granddaddy!”
Damn.
The few thieves finally catch on, embarrassed and enraged.
“That damned girl actually cursed us. Brothers, let’s take down this young man, and then teach that girl a lesson,”
“That’s right, we were planning to find some girls to cool down tonight, but it seems we don’t need to now. Isn’t this perfect?”
Seeing them coming with bad intentions, Xu Ruolan pretends to be scared and says, “Husband, I’m so scared.”
Ning Fan immediately looks up at the sky, with a proud expression, saying, “Wife, don’t be scared, these little chicks, I’ll take them down in no time.”
“Knock them down in no time? There are a dozen of them, I don’t believe it.”
“Then let’s make a pinky promise.”
“Pinky swear, for a hundred years it won’t change.”
Watching the two of them bicker openly, the dozen thieves are fuming, their faces turning as black as pigheads.
“Brothers, do it.”